What is the Bottled Water Cooler Really For?

Consider for a moment one of the undisputed iconsNow I don't smoke, but I do like a drink. But do they
of the office environment. I refer of course to thatinstall a mini bar in the kitchen where we can gather
totem of colleague interaction, the bottled watermid morning? No. Instead what we have is the
cooler. Surely few items in history have taken suchbottled water cooler, the one place we can get a
an ingrained place in the nation's psychology, yetscreen break and complain bitterly about our lucky
there is a problem - what exactly is it for?smoking co-workers.
Ha - I hear you say: surely the clue is in the name.It all leads you to wonder if this is exactly what the
You can get much clearer than that can you? Thisinventor had in mind when he came up with the idea
must be a place were hard working workers can goin the first place. Who were they I hear? Well, we
to enjoy a cool thirst quenching glass of H2O. Whatcan trace the water cooler back to Halsey Willard
could be simpler?Tailor and Luther Haws who came up with the first
But is it? Water may be the given reason fordrinking fountain in 1911.
including a bottled water cooler in an office. After all,This was a far cry from the magnificent machines
who wants workers passing out due to dehydration?we know and love today. In fact back then man's
Not many to be sure. But it is so much more thanonly way of cooling down water was to supply it in
that. Its most vital contribution is to provide nonlarge blocks of ice. But soon he put his ingenuity to
smokers with a much needed break from the screen.discovering a machine which could do this
This is one of the great injustices of office life - theautomatically and once the ball was rolling there was
clear priority often given over to smokers in theno stopping it.
office environment. All they have to do is imply thatToday's water coolers offer an almost unrivaled
without nicotine they may somehow lose thearray of possibilities. Made from the finest materials
capacity for rational thought and suddenly the worldthey remain an indispensable part of any office. So
is their oyster. They get a break almost on demand.let's raise a glass the water cooler. Where would we
The rest of us soldier on regardless.be without it?