God Takes New Prophet By The Hand

Johnny Oops and his bride to be Sahara wereI told you that you would see God's hand sanctify
standing in front of the Huppa, which in this case wasthis marriage and now you and all your people and
made of white lattice framed wood covered inmine have been witness to the truth. This is a great
beautiful white carnations. The Huppa was a coveringday. God has spoken."
or canopy traditionally used in Jewish weddingThe old Rabbi was shaken and only managed to say,
ceremonies. They were facing Sahara's father, the'It's a blessing. There can be no doubt."
Kabalistic Rabbi Frenbren who was conducting theSahara kissed Johnny passionately and turning to the
wedding ceremony under the Huppa. In attendance incrowd in attendance said, "God has spoken. He has
the garden of Rabbi Frenbren were many importantblessed my Johnny and I. You too can be blessed if
Kabala religious figures from all over the world andyou only just believe and bear witness to the miracle
some of Johnny's most powerful friends, andyou have seen."
members of his flock in the Dialectic Rationalization ofThe crowd roared their approval and to a man and
Materialism religion. All told over two hundred andwoman they said, "We believe, we believe, God has
forty people were gathered on the large back lawnspoken."
of Rabbi Frenbren's home watching the ceremony inThere was only one member of the press in
almost total disbelief at this strange, almost weirdattendance from the Mystic Kabala Newspaper who
union in the making of a young upstart would beborrowed the wedding photographer's photo of the
prophet, and the daughter of the venerable KabalisticHand of God emerging from the lightening bolt taken
Rabbi Frenbren. Most people though this was not aby the photographer as he fell over backwards,
match made in Heaven until it happened.startled by the bolt of lightening, and crashed into the
The young couple, who were both dressed in flowingice sculpture containing the chopped liver mold. The
white linen gowns, had just reached the part in thephoto ran in all the leading newspapers with the
ceremony where the groom traditionally breaks acaption, "God Takes New Prophet By The Hand".
glass under his foot to symbolize - I will let you useJohnny was heard saying, I told you, I told you, I
your imagination as to what it symbolizes - when ahave the 'word'. I am the messenger. I am a prophet.
large boom startled the gathering.No one can deny it. Wait to you see what I do next.
A passing cloud had suddenly turned dark grey and aHe then proceeded to swallow a whole bottle of
bolt of lightening unlike any seen before, this onesweet kosher red wine in one huge gulp, and passed
appeared to have five spikes of lightening coming outout, landing conveniently on his bride who was sitting
of it in what clearly resembled a hand, struck theat a table counting the wedding gift checks. In her
Huppa and set it on fire. The most amazing part offirst flare of wedded displeasure, she noted to her
this is that neither the white carnations nor Johnny orunconscious husband that he had made her lose
his bride were hurt, but the poor old Kabalistic Rabbicount, and that there would be hell to pay when he
Frenbren noticed with horror that his red velvetwoke up prophet or not.
slippers had caught fire and he had to take them offJohnny was unfazed and in his drunken stupor kept
immediately to avoid being seriously burnt.mumbling, "Wait till you see what I do next. I'm a
Johnny laughed in delight and said, "See old man, Godprophet."
has put your feet to the fire because you have notPlease feel free to use this article as long as credit is
accepted the superiority of my Dialecticgiven to the resource box.
Rationalization of Materialism religion. God has spoken.